AP Syndicated column
North Pole
workers rights, GLBT concerns, pointy shoes, choo-choos (add tags)
Toy-making Elves in Santa's famous workshop are up in arms at the Kringle family's refusal to budge on their policy regarding gendered dress codes.
One elf, who chose not to be identified, complained, "damn fatass took my high heels away! Does my fuscia stole really get in the way of my hammering choo-choos together? I don't think so."
Another anonymous elf argued, "it's just as bad for the girls. These skirts are simply embarrassing. I'd rather wear a cat's vet-cone on my bum, to be perfectly honest."
One resigned elf opined, "it's not as if ALL our costumes aren't totally retarded anyway."
Buffalo Buffalo suspects that Ithaca and Syracuse Buffalo seldom have to put up with facile yet grammatically valid semantic parsing exercises being made up about them.
