Monday, July 25, 2011

Fee Fie Fo Fum... Grind your bones to make... Sacred texts?

“Some donors have made it be known that when they died, they wanted their bones to be ground into powder, moulded into kamawa plates and donated to a monastery. We have such a set in our monastery.”

 What can I add to this?  I imagine the physical process, and find it profound, yet enjoyably morbid.  Thank you, Myanmar monks, thank you.

We all have bones.   Lurking inside us.  Especially mice.

 See below for more details, thanks to Zon Pann Pwint for your journalistic labors.

Religious texts preserved on bone

By Zon Pann Pwint
July 25 - 31, 2011

A monk holds a ‘kamawa’ made from human bone at Thatamayanthi Monastery in Mayangone township, Yangon. 
It is a long-standing tradition in Myanmar for Buddhists to offer rectangular cards or plates inscribed with religious textas to monks in order to gain merit.

These plates, called kamawa, can be made from a wide range of materials, including metal, ivory, fabric and even bone.

Older samples are becoming increasingly difficult to find: The Universities’ Central Library has not received any donations of kamawa to add to its collection since 1990.

“The library is proud of its collection of 33 bundles of kamawa,” said Daw Phyu Phyu, a librarian in the manuscript section.

“Each bundle [which normally consists of 16 plates] is stored in a drawer in the manuscript section, with the earliest one dating back 300 years to the Nyaung Yan dynasty.”

“Many of these plates are surprisingly intact, considering their age. However, some of these bundles are not complete sets of plates,” she added.

The library has kamawa of six different materials in its collection: copper, ivory, palm leaf, zinc, lacquered palm leaf and fabric. The latter type were made from the old clothes of deceased devotees, according to the wishes of the families.

Dr Ye Myint is recruiting skilled weavers to revive the art of making sar-si-gyo, which are ribbons sewn with the names of donors and used to tie palm-leaf manuscript and kamawa.

“Some kamawa completed during the 1800s are made from thin copper plates that have been lacquered and bound in wooden covers decorated with red and yellow figures and designs. The text contains square-shaped script in Pali language,” he said.   However, these exotic materials have become increasingly rare.

The Venerable Sayadaw U Wilarthetga said that some kamawa had even been fashioned from human bones, according to the wishes of the deceased.

“Some donors have made it be known that when they died, they wanted their bones to be ground into powder, moulded into kamawa plates and donated to a monastery. We have such a set in our monastery,” he said.

The Venerable Sayadaw U Thawbita added that such instructions are usually carried out by the children of the deceased.

The texts inscribed on kamawa, called kamawa-sa, are recited in precise tones by the head monk of a monastery at nine types of ceremonies, including at the ordination of monks and during Kahtein, a month-long religious festival during which robes and other necessities are offered to monks.

“The recitations were also done to exorcise abhorrent influences from the Buddhist religion, at a time when the Buddha was protecting the doctrine from bad scholars,” said the Venerable Sayadaw U Thuriya, from a monastery in Aung San township.

“He allowed senior monks to exorcise those monks by reciting the text from kamawa and driving them away.”

He said recitations also occur on Myanmar New Year’s Day, when Buddhists flock to common areas to her monks say prayers to drive away evil spirits.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Plush Plush Palace Revolution! Dance Dance!

Murti is in charge now.  Yes, the mentally ill calico.  
This blog is no longer under my control.
Fair Warning.

Yes, I know she's cute, but if you follow her, you might end up reading all that paranormal gibberish she enjoys, or worse, the scientific articles she thinks are cool.



I hope to goddess that she's grown tired of the fringe charlatan studies, or you will be seriously confused by the outright bunk this little cat is going to throw at you.

 So, anyone with any sense should stop reading this blog now.   She thinks I am just uncool and old.



Murti tells me that it will somehow get more customers to http://www.neko-chan.com/ 

A worthy goal... but seriously I don't see how she thinks it will do any good.   This is the last thing she is going to let me write on here. 

You are in her hands now.  Er, paws, that is.

Sincerely,
-Murthi's* Dad, Author Manque and SEO bumbler

* the way her name is supposed to be spelled, though she says no one pronounces it correctly if she does.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Irritated Bison despairs of fair treatment by linguistic paparazzi

Buffalo Buffalo suspects that Ithaca and Syracuse Buffalo seldom have to put up with facile yet grammatically valid semantic parsing exercises being made up about them.

Wonders when he will ever see any royalties from it.

(crickets)


Snorts derisively in the general direction of Chomskyan Grammar-theory dingus-twiddlers.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Keebler, Keebler, you've torn your dress.


AP Syndicated column
North Pole
workers rights, GLBT concerns, pointy shoes, choo-choos (add tags)

Toy-making Elves in Santa's famous workshop are up in arms at the Kringle family's refusal to budge on their policy regarding gendered dress codes.

One elf, who chose not to be identified, complained, "damn fatass took my high heels away! Does my fuscia stole really get in the way of my hammering choo-choos together? I don't think so."

Another anonymous elf argued, "it's just as bad for the girls. These skirts are simply embarrassing. I'd rather wear a cat's vet-cone on my bum, to be perfectly honest."

One resigned elf opined, "it's not as if ALL our costumes aren't totally retarded anyway."

Friday, June 29, 2007

Which way to the cosplay roller derby?

Hey pals,
I'm here.
Please send me funny stuff.
thanks!
-futurecat